i hope you don't mind

van, if you're reading this :P i have to blog about your drunken escapades, since it really is one of the more eventful nights i've had in awhile. don't worry, nobody reads this blog but me. and maybe you. so there you go - i apologize in advance if you chance upon this and faint upon reading about what you did on that night (which, although you claim you remember, i am pretty sure there are a number of things you blocked out in your subconscious due to them being too traumatic.)

so here we go.

friday night at amber.
9.30pm met at Icon Bar on flinders lane where they had an abundance of cheap jagerbombs & basic shots for something illegal like $5. actually, screw that - after friday night i now believe it should be illegal to let lightweights like van access $5 basic shots.

9.30pm - had our first round of jagerbombs.. (i think it was the first round.)everyone still sober and quite pumped for Amber.

9.45pm - anthony arrives raging because the fat bartender charged him for entry, when in fact entry is free before 10pm. :P LOL.

9.55pm - had a vodka lemon lime bitter with van. upon reflecting on the taste, i realized i do quite like it. hit the pre-drinks limit i set for myself, which is 2, because i was planning to drink more at amber.

10.00pm - decided 'screw the limit'. had an ABC shot with kylie, phoebe and van. the bartender gave us a Sceptical Look when we ordered. Like "are you sure? 4 ABCs"? nevertheless we knocked them back. they didn't taste all too pleasant although they were a nice pretty color.


10.10pm - everyone appears to be present. the count is: hong, kylie, marcus, anthony, van, phoebe, charles, and i. we are to meet stef plus friends at the club. we set off in a slightly rowdier and louder state. everyone is pleasantly intoxicated. phoebe trips on her supermassive heels. alcohol + 10cm long heels = not good. van is a tad loud but since it is our first time drinking together i mistakenly believe that she is still OK. :P N.B. MISTAKENLY.

10.30pm or so - we arrive at amber. not many people are there yet, but that's ok. we are all sort of tipsy enough to dance around. we have a few soho shots and get onto the podium thingy. MUCH FUN.

11pm or so - van starts falling down.. ALOT. <.<

11.30pm - phoebe disappears. phoebe on the move. single boys lookout!

12am - by now there are many people in the club. bumping into familiar people, all of whom van flings her arms around and affectionately kisses, regardless of whether their friendship is at a level of intimacy that warrants a kiss ._.

12.30am - phoebe reappears and informs me she has made out with the first boy of the night. upon finding out that he was 18 and therefore younger, she bailed.

1am - van bursts into the middle of our dancing group towing a halfie guy along, who appears quite perplexed but amused. she proceeds to introduce him to phoebe and i. phoebe wastes no time. shes going in for the kill.

1.20am - i go out to call janean. i bump into matt chan and we have an argument about who's drunk. matt is drunkenly waving a cigarette around and slurring "YOU'RE DRUNK" -_-

1.30am - i go downstairs. phoebe has arms wrapped around halfie stranger. score, phoebe.

fast forward.. ._.

1.30 am we leave. TIRED. <.<

2.00am - van talks about her imaginary friend for a good half hour which really felt like 2 hours.

2.30am outside crown - van decides to go for a swim in the frickin yarra. i come out from crown to see her dripping in water and blood running down her legs, surrounded by security officers from crown telling her to calm down. hong stands a good metre away looking victimized. everyone is stressed :P

T______T

i must also add that she kissed me drunkenly and therefore i am still feeling slightly violated.

2.45 - van gets hauled into the back of a policecar dripping and declaring her desire to "experience the system".

i get home at 4.30 in the morning and spend the rest of saturday recovering. :P

good times.. good times.