her name was betsy

omg what a WONDERFUL day!

today did not start off well though, i stayed up to finish accounting and cos of that, i woke up late and was TWO minutes late to accounting but the tutor wouldn't let me mark off my name + show him my homework.. :(!!!
so yeh i was GRR :P

so normally like each day has a highlight but today had several and it's really hard to pick the winner.
in no particular order:

- after struggling with excel for 2 days and sending a somewhat angry & rude sms to charles, i FINALLY finished that dratted stats assignment!! although it was a complete and utter waste of a weekend i must say >:( and i don't think i particularly learnt much from it either..oh wells *skips away* all doneeee

- my laptop came back HEAPS earlier than expected (after the eeepc the screen seems HUGE)

- DEAD BODIESS <3
i was about to have a library class which i really resented going to, so after whining about it to mandy she invited me along to dissection. :D
definitely beats the librarian with a moustache :P so yeah, i tagged along meekly with mandy and her cadaver betsy pretending to be a med student. rawrr upon first glance it was really hard to tell what gender betsy was, she was kinda wrinkled up and veryyy flat. it's hard to explain but it's like her whole body was one horizontal plane. she had skin flaps hanging off her shoulder that literally had to be peeled back with some difficultly. and she had no brain. poor betsy :( someone took her brain away so she had this massive gaping skull cavity. i couldn't get over the slightly sweet smell of formaldehyde + body wafting towards me (sucs being short - air supply is bad) which was slightly reminiscent of pork floss (i am NEVER having a pork floss bun again) so i kept breathing into my gloves like a tool for the whole two hours. mmm but all that aside i enjoyed it VERY much even though i ended up touching betsy and later scratching my nose absentmindedly with a gloved finger :( ahh cadaver juice on my nose ewwness.

then we flipped betsy over and i got a rather rude shock; half her face was gone -_-
her expression was like D:< minus half a tongue.
and she had hemorrhoids in her ass.

on second thoughts i decided i wouldn't donate my body to science after all; dun wanna be poked and prodded and being patted absentmindedly on my ass like really casually <__< neither do i want to be anally penetrated for rectal exams after im dead.. gross.

i think i'll take cremation thank you very much.

also realized i have an iron stomach! seriously thought "oh dear chocolate cake + dead body = BAD combination "but I AM GROWING! WOOO
aside from feeling queasy and like not breathing properly; and lightheaded cuz of that i was soooo not.. afraid. but i did scuttle away very quickly when they gathered around to touch betsy's trapezoid muscle. :P

and and

OMG van wrote me a letter.
farrr out <3 BEST letter i ever got in my life, unless if she writes me future better letters they rival it.
upon reading it i came to the conclusion van as a child = very sad..
:P

today i also spat gum at charles weee.!! several times :D

& so to all of you my lovely lovely friends;

so i say THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC
the songs im singing
thanks for all the joy you're bringing
who can live without it, i ask in all honesty..
what would life be, without a song or a dance what are we?
so i say, THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC
for giving it to me..